Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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