don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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