nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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