physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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