Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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