The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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