i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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