kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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