I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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