i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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