Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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