He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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