i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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