OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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