Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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