So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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