I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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