My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
the condom got lost in my hair
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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