If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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