I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
is wine microwaveable?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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