I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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