i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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