Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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