we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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