Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
MIDGETS
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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