you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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