I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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