I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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