maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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