the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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