fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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