You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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