is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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