Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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