am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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