i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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