she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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