I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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