So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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