shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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