Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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