he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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