When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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