Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
OPIZZABONMYDICK
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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