I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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