Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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