You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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