I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
