This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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