im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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