just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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