found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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