Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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