he wants to bone in the snuggie
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
BRING THE BAGELS
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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