Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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