I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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